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nut cutter 

A person who tends to push very hard to get the best end of the deal. Or, a person who is very high maintinence once a deal is made.
"I told this guy the car/TV/crack rock was $200 and he kept on trying to talk me down for 30 minutes, what a "nut cutter."

"The hitman agreed he would cap my cheating boyfriend for $3000 and a gas card, now he wants to haggle over the AMOUNT of the gas card. What a "nut cutter!"
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Wasabi Nut Cutter 

When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
My gosh Lin Woo gave me a hard Wasabi Nut Cutter last night.
Wasabi Nut Cutter by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020

Nut Clutter

n: when area around the genitals becomes abnormally messy due to insufficient trimming and/or cleaning, and therefore is rendered unusable.
" Wow, not washing and trimming my balls for the last seven years was a bad idea, I think I developed a bit too much nut clutter. I can no longer see or use my balls."
Nut Clutter by Verlaine Stain March 28, 2009

nut cutters 

Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.
1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!
nut cutters by frontburners September 23, 2005

Nutputter 

1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.

2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.
Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!

I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!
Nutputter by TheLastPanker July 9, 2010

nutbutter 

n. cum
I churned up some nutbutter on the sheets.
nutbutter by Anonymous November 6, 2003

nutbutter 

Damn this muthafuckin' heat, I have a serious case of nutbutter.
nutbutter by mun0z November 24, 2002