Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays February 27, 2012

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Pink nunchuck

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet

Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬

by Le on January 26, 2022

nunchucker

someone who changes their sexuality based on how they feel in the moment.

i feel like a man now but earlier i felt like a women. i think i might be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 July 18, 2021

Nunchucker

The most disgusting person ever

Ew, is that a nunchucker.

by coolcat2868 January 19, 2021

Nunchucker

The most gay person ever

Ew that must be a nunchucker

by coolcat2868 January 19, 2021

Nunchucker

Someone who doesn’t know their sexuality.

I can’t tell if i like men or women, i think i’m a nunchucker

by thegoatforlife January 23, 2021