The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.
"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"
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A "Numpty" is an individual who lacks common sense and is often seen doing idiotic acts which usually results in embarrassing themselves. A "Numpty" also lacks the capability to lie as they do not have the sufficient knowledge to conjure up a lie in the first place
John is such a numpty he couldn't even lie to get himself out of trouble.

Did you see that girl Linda? She bought dog food for a cat. What a fucking numpty!
by SpudFace69 May 07, 2017
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Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.
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Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)
Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys
by Ron September 12, 2003
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Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.
When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..
by Segun January 25, 2005
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