Not ev 

When your name is Evan and you a freshman in high school Biology class and your bro keeps saying "not even" but realizes you in his class and he decides to say not ev

"Yo man you goin' to the club 2nite?"
"Not ev"

Not ev by yogiBera69420 October 17, 2015

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! 

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! by Starchylde July 4, 2016

no fucks should be given, no, not even one 

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one by Starchylde June 20, 2016

Not everyone can eat sandwiches 

Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"

Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."

Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"

Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."

Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."

Not everyone can eat sandwiches by Mai Ainsel April 7, 2021

not everyday 

A phrase used to emphasise that one should not overdo a certain action. It's extensively used in the inner cities of the United Kingdom.

Paul: "Fam, life's long for man at the moment. I rah can't be arsed anymore!"

Ryan: "Fuck sake Paul. It's not everyday be depressed you know; sometimes be happy and stop moaning man. No one wants to hear your sob stories!"

not everyday by AmazingBergkamp November 20, 2014

not eves 

the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity

sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"

not eves by DrMangoes November 28, 2012

not even trolling 

sinatraa's valorant accent

up-vote this, not even trolling

not even trolling by therealzombs May 5, 2022