Nostalgia Wank
Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago
Nostalgia Wank by Wooooool November 24, 2013
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person 1: I spent the last night listening to old playlists...
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already
person 2: stop the nostalgia wanking already
nostalgia wank by Vprofessional May 11, 2021
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nostalgiwanker
A derogatory term used to describe fans of Avatar: The Last Airbender, FairyOdd Parents or anything else that hasn't been on the air for 10 years.
nostalgiwanker by Cpt. Jimmy Rustles November 5, 2013
wanking nostalgic
the act of reminiscing about a bygone era or way of doing things in a manner that elevates oneself and one's experiences, while denigrating those who take an active part in modern events/trends/etcetera
When older generations call younger generations "lazy", "narcissistic", "entitled", and "disrespectful", while insisting that THEY were never that way when they were young, they're doing little more than wanking nostalgic.
"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."
"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
"Everything was so much better when I was young. Kids these days are ruining the world/subculture I grew up in."
"Quit wanking nostalgic. Things were plenty fucked-up back then, too, and you know it."
"Back in my day . . ."
"Ignore Grandpa. He's just wanking nostalgic again."
wanking nostalgic by bellevoix April 11, 2014
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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