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A very handsome and charming individual. He has a big heart, and is tremendously talented. He often tells others of accomplishments he has achieved over the course of his life, and his background and abilities, however not too many people believe he is telling the truth. That's their loss - for he in fact, is.

If you are with someone who goes by the name of Noshir, be sure to treat him with absolute superiority. You will be rewarded for it in either this life or the next. Never lie to him, for he is in total control of his emotions and can terminate liers from his life, as easy as flicking a light switch. Treasure him and he will treasure you. But disrespect him and hurt him - and you will be sorry.

Noshir's go well with Lena's. The two get along like peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches. If you are named Lena and are with a guy named Noshir - make sure to always have Peanut butter & Jelly Sandwiches on the ready, for when his appetite for it kicks in. The last thing you want to do is not have the items at your disposal or not be willing to cook for him when he asks. Ooooooooo don't let this be you!
It's better to have loved Noshir. Then to have lost Noshir. Than to have never loved Noshir at all.
Noshir by adsfwae2q3 November 17, 2019
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noshirtgang

A group of men wearing no attire on their upper body in hopes of attracting a sugar daddy to finance their degenerate lifestyles fill with poop eating and piss drinking
Danny didn't want to have a normal job anymore, so he joined the noshirtgang.
noshirtgang by BigButtBob February 12, 2023
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Another cool DK chara who looks kinda like Rath. He's obsessed with finding a faerie and marrying her/him. Nohiro proposed to Rune in book 6. He helps rune clear the Water Realm.
Nohiro: Hey, Rune? With this little girl between us, doesn't it seem like we're married?
Rune: O_O;;
Nohiro by Bakurathewolf December 30, 2003

Noshidogees 

An angle that is soooooo obvious that the reader has to say “well no shi…dogees.”
As quoted by a high school 9th grade ELA teacher
*reading* : bella chooses edward

Omg well no shi…. dogees”
boom noshidogees
Noshidogees by wickhamdictionary November 8, 2023
The coolest girl on Earth, she's very friendly but also can kick your ass if she wants. She is the twin of Kurona in Tokyo Ghoul, they are both one eyed ghouls.
Have you seen Nashiro? She's so cool.
nashiro by kurona's twin October 5, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026