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Normalist 

A person who isn’t interesting in woke bullshit and just wants to exist in peace
Woke woman: ReeEeeeeEEEEe
Normalist: Please make it stop
Normalist by BrodieHasA SmallPenis February 19, 2021

normalist 

the most normal and prettiest...is the coolest one in the group...
c'mon faith...your the normalist one there...gosh...
normalist by devon November 1, 2004

normalist 

a nice enough person, difficult to be mean to because its someone you dont notice. its the girl at the back of the class with mousey brown hair in a low down ponytail, indigo denim bootcut jean, and a sweat shirt with a logo on it. never has anything interesting to say.
dont know of any examples coz they never get themselves noticed but you know who they are
normalist by aislinn March 27, 2005

Normalist 

Someone who doesn't believe anything.
Justin Trudeau is a normalist.
Everything is perfectly normalist
Normalist by Rhys Adam Campbell December 1, 2020

Normalist 

A normalist is both a religion and a philosophy.

It is similar to a racist in that it is prejudiced against a group, but different in that this group is not bound by race, it’s instead distinguished by those who consider themselves perfectly normal or not.
I am against those that consider themselves normal.

The philosophy extends to a pure truth based system where you offer respect which when reciprocated generates further trust, with a positive outcome intended for the subjective objective and absolute.
But for now we love normal people less than not normal people and will work harder to help them realise they too can have abs like me, and be abnormal.
Yo Ben are you acting completely normal.
0121 do one George. I’m a fucking normalist.
Normalist by Rudkip July 18, 2022

Normalised Kunis Unit 

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014
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Pee Calculus

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