Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.
Person "1": Hey look at him, he's chugging that vodka bottle like it's water!
Person "2": Yeah, hes a nordlending. They can also survive everything you throw at them!
A word used in norway. This word means that you’re from the northern part of norway. You can easily notice if a person is a «nordlending» or not. Just listen to their accent, or the words they use. Some common words are hestkuk, fitte, fittefaen, kuk. The words are translated to horsecock, pussy/vagina, fucking pussy/vagina. Notice that these words can seem pretty sexist, but nordlendingene don’t give a fuck. Probably because the words are often used among girls too. If your’e lucky enough you may see a «nordlending» hit their toe in a chair. If so grab some popcorn and a notepad, because the «nordlending» is gonna scream the whole norwegian dictonary.
He is a sex God, he is good in bed and has a 30 inch Penis. The ladies Love him and wants to have sex with him. When Isak Nordlander goes to the club he can be sure of getting his dick sucked at least 25 times. Isak Nordlander is love, Isak Nordlander is life. Isak is a legend who can have sex with anyone he wants.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.