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noodle ratio 

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
noodle ratio by rayjay April 23, 2006

the_rat_in_your_noodles 

Some random tiktok mutual of mine idk
"The_rat_in_your_noodles is so cool omg"

noodlecatgaming 

Someone who's a raging furry. They want to loose their virginity very badly and they dont care who ir what it's with
That guy is such a noodlecatgaming
noodlecatgaming by Raijinprime February 19, 2022

NoodleCat100 

A gigachad with balls the size of fucking bowling balls
NoodleCat100 is so sexy
NoodleCat100 by Hi dad b see vaj September 15, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026