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Noodle Neck 

Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’.
You’re being a noodle neck.
Noodle Neck by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018

Noodle neck 

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.
Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.
Noodle neck by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

Noodle Neck 

when a person has either a neurological issue, or a bad drug problem where they can't hold their head up, so their ear rest on their shoulder.
Poor Wilbur is so high, he has a noodle neck!
Noodle Neck by Chakra882 April 5, 2022

Noodle Neck 

Someone who is incredibly nosey- always sticking their neck into others business. So much so, that you think their neck would be stretched out like a noodle
Stacy: Oh em gee Becky is sooo nosey! What I do with my bf is none of her damn business

Amy: Yeah really, she's such a noodle neck...
Noodle Neck by Amethyst_skies September 29, 2023

noodle-necker 

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game
Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.
noodle-necker by mja008 November 28, 2019

noodle necking 

when a feminine person wiggles there neck like a bobble head while trying to make a point
female: na uh oh no you didnt..... male: why you noodle necking.
noodle necking by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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