non-douche 

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

non-douche by levi parker September 5, 2007

non douche bag 

One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.

I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.

non douche bag by caponet1 May 9, 2007