Knockin' Noggins

When one or males make contact with the heads of their penises. Can often be played as a game similar to jousting.

Hey man, as long as we have our pants off... We might as well be Knockin' Noggins.

by donhonk December 10, 2010

goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.

Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin

by Methfucker707 November 19, 2013

Ass Noggin

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.

Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

nig noggin

"Nig Noggin" - This phenomenon occurs when a regular human being seemingly loses all of his intelligence for a brief moment and becomes like a nigger to often lash out at people aggressively for no reason.

I think Mark has a serious case of nig noggin today. He just won't calm down.

by Inumeration July 5, 2016

noggin channel

The old little kids' channel with shows like Maisy and (I think) Oswald. Its mascots were Moose A. Moose (a moose, of course) and Zee ( I think the full name was Zee D. Bird; a blue bird with a little pink flower in her "hair"). It always turned off at 6:30 or 7 P.M. and had a message basically saying that they were done for the day and that they'd be back the next day. I think Moose and Zee always sang a goodbye song at the end, but I'm not sure. Gee, I miss it. Like, a flipping lot.

The Noggin channel was a kids' channel that was bought by Nick Jr. Nick Jr. was the channel that had an adorable show called 64 Zoo Lane, but I don't know if they still have it. I hope they do. Anyway, Nick Jr. bought Noggin and I HATE that. Sorry, I'll stop ranting.
Nick Jr. channel

by HGF88 October 31, 2013

Soggy Noggin

When one’s friends soak one’s head whilst slumbering.

Randy woke up with another Soggy Noggin after his pals Larry and Plimpton peed on his head all night while he was sleeping!!!

(Soooo hawt!)

by Red monster boy August 11, 2023