The "no" friend is the person in every group of friends who has the ability to ruin things for everyone else, usually unintentionally, by responding to most questions and ideas with the word "no."
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
The no friend may quickly become the object of many jokes and much hostility from the rest of the friends in the group.
Ted: Hey guys, want to go grab a burger and hit a movie?
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
*After general agreement from the rest of the group*
Frank: No, I'm out of money dude.
Greg: We could go to the mall and just hang out, how about that?
Frank: No, my feet hurt from jogging so much yesterday.
*The rest of the group begins to get annoyed*
Jimmy: Anyone want to go throw rocks at trees?
Frank: No, we could get in trouble.
Lenny: We could shoot off some of those fireworks I've got at my place...
Frank: No... I know, you can all come to my house and help me paint my room!
Everyone else: NO!
Frank is such a no friend.
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Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
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Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.
Bobby- HAHa you loner.
Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.
Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.
Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.
Bobby- That's what friends are for.
her- true dat
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