no you 

the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.

friend: ur mom got the big gay
you: no you
friend: *dies*

no you by nononottheredaddy March 12, 2018

No you 

ohhhhhhhhhhh

Person A: You suck!
Person B: No you.
Audience: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

No you by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj November 10, 2020

No you 

No you, Also known as No U.

Dumbest comeback known to man, YET most effective.

It reflects Teh PWNAGE (Look that up) back to the sender.

Bob: Yo Tom, you Teh Small Cox, HAHA!
Tom: No you.
Bob: Aw..

No you by Purpoh March 27, 2009

No you 

Well known

Steffen: "You are"
Jack: "No you"
Steffen: "Well known it's you"
Jack: "Actually I'm pretty sure Nathan is"
Steffen: "Well known"

No you by SCHNEEEEEEEEEE November 8, 2019

No you 

This is the greatest comeback to ever say to someone. If in an argument and someone says “Your mom’s gay,” you can simply say “No you” and they will die on the spot.

Bully: Your mom’s gay!
Me: No you.

Bully: *dies

No you by J Orgasm May 5, 2018

no you 

Possibly the greatest comeback ever devised. Although it seems childish it was originally used to almost parody the usual immature responses in mature arguements with immature people.
It was brought to popular use from the popular Machinima, Masterchief Sucks At Halo 3/Arby and the Chief

Matt: Why dont you just stop being such a little kid?
Tom: Why dont you just die?
Matt: No you

no you by Deine Mutte August 11, 2008

No you 

A perfect comeback to ur mom gay lol

Big boi: ur mom gay lol
Small boi: no you
Big boi:*dead*

No you by NoturMom420biatch May 8, 2018