No Shave April

Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.

Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.

Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!

No Shave April by kcash October 29, 2009

No Shave April

A whole month in which you are not allowed to shave yourself.

§1
No kind of facial hair may be removed in any way.

§2
The wuzz who grows the least facial hair by the end of the month gets their cloths wetted.

§3
The person who gows the most facial hair by the end of the mont, recieves a secret reward.

§4
People who regularly enjoys metal music are not allowed in the contest.

§5
§4 does of course only apply people who already have a great amount of facial hair. They are prematurely disqualified.

§6
Following the rules is MANDATORY.

§7
Are the rules not followed by a competitor, this person must buy the other competitors beer.
The beer has to be cold bottled beer.

I see you're enjoying some cold beer. Can i have a bottle?

Sure, my friend just lost the "No Shave April"-competition.

No Shave April by 1.c-SG April 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016