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No Meth Friday 

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.
Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.
No Meth Friday by negro500 November 10, 2019

No Meth Friday 

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.
Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.
No Meth Friday by negro500 November 10, 2019
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