A method of "pulling out" invented by a local from Avtokomanda in which it insures a 100% success rate in said act. The method differs from the standard by emptying out your reserves before sex and then while in the act said person would pull out and ejaculate on his Mercedes car seat, ensuring that the woman is not pregnant and giving a new varnish to your leather seats.
by MilfGuard August 30, 2021
a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌
by Coochiedestroyer999 May 25, 2021
When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.
Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.
by Dr Panini July 29, 2018
-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...
by Dr Panini August 7, 2018
While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.
While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.
by harrymannipples August 21, 2018
While engaging in sexual intercourse, one partner pulls out way too early, leaving the other partner confused and alone.
by Viking_Bryan November 3, 2021
by van3essa November 11, 2020