A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
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being down astronomical, getting no bitches and being flat out fucking racist
“you’re so hot, if you were a character in overwatch i’d main you”

“promoing ass”
by some random tsg mf March 5, 2022
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is when there are 2 fat ass girls trying to get laid/ walking around town, the pun is though each fat chick is a promo twin set, in other words 2 points per promo, if you see a whale thats called a going out of businesses or under new management which is worth 5 points
so when your walking down the street you tp your buddy and say o man look at those promo twins so they dont catch what your talking about, wo shes going out of business or is under new management! or both
by guythatismark September 8, 2009
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media term for those current TV shows where wannabees or one-star celebs hoping to raise their public profile are encouraged to compete, be humiliated, bullied, or patronised on camera...

Great symbiotic relationship -- the media get hours of cheap or unpaid labour; everyone gets their fifteen minutes of facial recognition; one or two win through to big bucks...
'Jeez ! Yet another co-promo on TV... this time it's the Whiplash School of Cookery comp...but dammit, I love them all...it's so addictive...'
by mikroth February 6, 2009
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The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle
by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021
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