by mike the coolest May 8, 2004
by Itsthisgirl October 6, 2016
A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)
Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!
by James Alcock December 31, 2013
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.
2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.
2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.
*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.
'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.
'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?
by talon256 July 19, 2012
When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.
"He was the best thing i never had"
by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017
A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.
by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020