Nip to nip

Like tip to tip, except with nipples instead of dickles

There was only one small bed so we had to sleep nip to nip all night

by allthedadjokes April 16, 2022

nip to the braes

the promise of a very short timebound trip that inevitably becomes an event that far surpasses even paddy boot’s expectations

“its a bank holiday this weekend so i’m off to the co-op for a dozen loaves of bread… i’m gonna nip to the braes for a half on the way back”

(12 hours later, wakes up in spearchuckers to the sound of guitar playing)

by templegate April 1, 2023