ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on

Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!

ninja turtle sex by DanKuren June 3, 2016

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with a backpack on.

W: Let's go have ninja turtle sex.
M: What's ninja turtle sex?
W: It's sex with a backpack on.

Ninja Turtle Sex by Mr.MasterShake April 22, 2016

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.

Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.

Ninja Turtle Sex by Ninjes August 31, 2016

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

Ninja Turtle Sex by DanKuren September 17, 2016

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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sexual intercourse while wearing backpacks.

Hey Joe, do you want to have Ninja Turtle sex this weekend?

Ninja Turtle Sex by BrookesKitten May 8, 2016

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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