A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
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Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.
Wearing all black and carring shurikens while driving are not necessary to be a car ninja but they make ya look damn cool...and probably highly arrest-able.
Driver - See that parking space. Bam! I there. That other car in front? ZOOM. Ha! I cut him off like that! I am a car ninja.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.
Passenger - {meekly} I'd like to get out now.
by BrownFedora October 25, 2006
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Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.
by Byrd-Man April 12, 2009
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Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004
Get the Super Ninja Monkey Death Car mug.A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009
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SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."
AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"
nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
Get the ninja card mug.Carpet Ninja, be definition can be used in any sentence where no other word will suffice. It is intended to stun and confuse the other conversationalist toward whom it is directed.
The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
The word is derived from a mixture of the phrase "carpet muncher" and ninja (master of the dark arts)
by Yatez November 2, 2007
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