Universally recognised as the best number in the world, used to express something or someone's brilliance, but can also be used to describe a complete twat
Paul and I went to Paris last week, the Eiffel tower is a massive 9 in real life.

FFS have you seen that guy Mac over there trying to be cool with his balding head, he's such a massive fucking nine.
by TomGood March 25, 2015
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An exclamation, typically used when shocked by something. It is a reference to Skyrim.
"i got in a car crash today"
"by the nine are you okay?"
by rbxq June 8, 2023
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n. used by punk ass gangstas, means a 9mm pistol, (one would be smart to run ones ass off when hearing this word being used by such types)
Best watch out fo' i whip out my niiine, an' BUST a cap
by Paddy C August 20, 2003
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(1) The damn number that comes after eight, yet before ten.

(2) The not was well known, failed, system of measurement before the metric system.

I'm about to bury my foot nine inches into your ass.
by Stud McManly June 1, 2007
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The act of repetitively terrorizing one person every weekend. Includes TPing, Forking their yard, Chalking their car, and hurling eggs at house and cars
I want to go nining this weekend with my friends.
by Wombat3 March 16, 2017
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the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system
anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.
by Scott March 26, 2005
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