Nina Time
The mysterious time zone in which Nina operates, where being extremely late requires absolutely no explanation, urgency, or reason whatsoever. If everyone agrees to meet at 7:00, Nina Time means she'll start thinking about getting ready at 7:18 and arrive whenever the universe allows. It's a lifestyle, not a mistake, and no amount of reminders, group texts, or "on my way" messages will speed it up.
Joey: “Dinner was at 7. Where is Nina?”
Everyone: “It’s only 8:45. She’s on Nina Time.”
Nina: “I’m literally leaving now.”
Joey: “You’re still in the shower, aren’t you?”
Nina: “Yes.”
Everyone: “It’s only 8:45. She’s on Nina Time.”
Nina: “I’m literally leaving now.”
Joey: “You’re still in the shower, aren’t you?”
Nina: “Yes.”
Nina Time by Chronicallywaiting October 5, 2026
