Definitions by Chronicallywaiting
Nina Time
The mysterious time zone in which Nina operates, where being extremely late requires absolutely no explanation, urgency, or reason whatsoever. If everyone agrees to meet at 7:00, Nina Time means she'll start thinking about getting ready at 7:18 and arrive whenever the universe allows. It's a lifestyle, not a mistake, and no amount of reminders, group texts, or "on my way" messages will speed it up.
Joey: “Dinner was at 7. Where is Nina?”
Everyone: “It’s only 8:45. She’s on Nina Time.”
Nina: “I’m literally leaving now.”
Joey: “You’re still in the shower, aren’t you?”
Nina: “Yes.”
Everyone: “It’s only 8:45. She’s on Nina Time.”
Nina: “I’m literally leaving now.”
Joey: “You’re still in the shower, aren’t you?”
Nina: “Yes.”
Nina Time by Chronicallywaiting October 5, 2026
