Nimrod

An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.

Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor

by adamzan September 2, 2007

by Ben re tar f September 8, 2016

nimrod

Orginally from the Biblical Nimrod, a mighty hunter, it has come to mean socially inadequade.

"Oh he's a real Nimrod, he steals the dried snot from under the science teachers desk."

by Niel Webster July 16, 2002

by Insomniac June 17, 2004

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

An adjective describing a stupid hooman. The root word for nimrodical is nimrod.

by COOKIEWOOKY October 4, 2019

A bearded dragon that was named after the sea monster on surface. A very good animal that is only social with people and not other lizards.

by Joey Comerford April 29, 2006