A faggot but sometimes can be nice feet as hard af spoilt piece of shit and claims to have a hairy 20 inch dick but has a fucking . 00000001 cm dick
Niko is a spoilt brat
by Niko friend December 19, 2018
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An arrogant douche bag with terrible athletes foot and a small and inoperable prick. Also, more likely than not, a closet homosexual. Generally found to be tolerable at first, under careful scientific scrutiny, has been found to lower IQ and severely impede intelligible conversation. While it is well known that most self destruct when they reach prime in high school, the survivors tend to go on to make life miserable for those around them. Often found slumming around bars, slicking back their greasy hippy hair, and generally reeking of Ed Hardy, Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, and failure, they are well known to crash cars on icy bridges for attention. Additionally, as they are both manically suicidal and terrible drivers, it is important to note that, should you ever have the misfortune of meeting one, it is recommended that you either commit Seppuku, or risk being contaminated by a severe case of athletes foot, paranoid fantasies of a world government, and ultimately a fatal case of self entitlement/worth. Additionally, should one ever encounter such a specimen, it is of the utmost importance to bathe regularly and brush ones teeth. Those that have smoked Marijuana with him will understand how wretched it can be to be drawn into a conversation from which there is no end. For those, the only medical remedy is Seppuku.
"Holy shit, that guy is a total Niko."
"Douche doens't cover it. He's a Niko."
"They didn't just salt the earth, they Niko'd it."
"I wouldn't wish Niko upon those poor souls."
"If one more Niko shows up at this party, I'm going to kill myself."
by Betteroffdead August 19, 2011
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a doofus that tells u to go to sleep wenevr u dont want to
dont let a niko tell u what to do
by AaLlYy November 12, 2005
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person 1: oh no there's niko again

person 2: who is he after this time?
by breezyb_xo May 19, 2020
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He is a really really cute boy that goes to Valley Center Middle School and I only went out with him for only a week
Niko was an amazing boyfriend to me. I miss him. 😩
by Blue Girl 051005 March 23, 2017
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A dumb dog

A person whose bad at soccer
"Hey guys, look over there it's a Niko!"
by Quickstrike October 17, 2011
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