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niketalk 

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Where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over sexy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).

Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
"yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. BEAST MODE"
"nah dude quit trippin."

(insert Tiger Woods pic)
niketalk by Powfo October 3, 2007
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Niketalk 

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An exclusive forum for sneakerheads, superior to ISS (sole collector forums).

The first rule of Niketalk is, you do not talk about Niketalk

The second rule of Niketalk is, you DO NOT talk about Niketalk.
A conversation almost about Niketalk:

sneakerhead #1 "I read about those shoes on Niketa-"

sneakerhead #2 "shhhhhh!"

sneakerhead #1 "Oh my bad, I read about those shoes on ISS"

sneakerhead #1 "Wtf dude, just go back to ISS"
Niketalk by mccj23 September 5, 2010

NikeTalk 

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Where a bunch of 20+ year old fags go to talk about sneakers. If you are in high school, it is fine. If you are in college or above - you are a total cuntbag for posting on a shoe forum.
My friends and I left the Blue Oyster Cult bar to go home and post on NikeTalk.
NikeTalk by NikeTalking August 23, 2008

Nike Talk 

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A place where buncha sneaker heads talk about sneakers, girls and the most hyped up shit. They're all herbs, well most...however, the biggest bitches are Dirty, Cedmilz, Pharrell, Dreinc and many other dicks. If you wanna see buncha e-thugs (bitches whos on the computer talking mad shit) fiend over the ugliest girls, for example DJ BANA (who is a very sweet girl...but she's hideous), and the clothes Jay-Z wears, then it is the place for YOU!~
Hey! Let's go on NikeTalk and be gay!
Nike Talk by illforreal January 26, 2005
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