Nigga please

A phrase now most commonly used by white people in an attempt to sound ghetto.

Chaz: "Cheerio Pip! Tis' a fine morning dear chap!"
Pip: "Nigga please."
Chaz: "You are so white."
Pip: "I think that black dude across the street heard me, run for your life!"

by Nards Aplenty December 31, 2011

Nigga please

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.

"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"

by Bobo68 November 17, 2020

Nigga please

Asking a black person, or of black descent to please do something.

Black: "Need some help?"
You: "Oh, nigga please, nigga please!"

by anonymouskittylicklick225 March 15, 2011

nigga, please

An urbanization of "Oh come come now, my esteemed African-American brother....surely you jest."

"I done had the LaRone triplets, twice!"
"Nigga please, you ain't had s***."

by redgyul September 23, 2004

nigga please

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.

"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."

by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

nigga please

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

by Woobie June 01, 2005