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From the gutters of WSB, a true keyboard warrior. Never losses an argument, will always win regardless of the odds. Do NOT challange this whopping 600 pounds, 5'5 Keyboard warrior. He is a known legend at winning any and every argument you might throw at him and if the arguments go south he has an army of goodfellas jerking his 4 inch dick to make sure the legend continues...
Person 1: *says anything*
Nick J: STOP POSTING GAY SHIT

Person 1: Okay
NickJ: MODS WHY IS THIS GUY NOT NUKED YET, BAN HIM!
Person 1: lol retard
NickJ: lol mad?
Person 1: not really, but you are, Keyboard warrior.
NickJ: MODS PLEASE BAN HIM HE SAYS SO MUCH GAY SHIT
lakai: at your service boss, thank you for letting me watch Tyrone fucking my wife today!

*bans Person1*
NickJ by BOM8Z June 5, 2022

Norman "Nick" 

the BIGGEST avetard and ou tard there is. This term can be applied to anyone who is a straight up fag and and just absolutely useless as shit. Also use if they think they are hot shit in life but will never be successful at anything and just be a straight pothead. Also hides their own insecurities by trying to put down others and fails...(btw "Nick" is a nickname for N****)
Yo that dude is so stupid and faggy, might as well call him "Norman "Nick"".
Norman "Nick" by TurnM3Up November 15, 2019
Nick Mara is the sexy Italian boy from the Boyband pretty much. He is also the member with the most BDE.
Nick Mara is so sexy he looked at me and I got pregnant
Nick Mara by Nicks baby mama October 31, 2018

Nick Novotny 

Commonly synonymous with "Big-Dick Nick", a "Nick Novotny" is a midwestern patriot that discreetly carries a minimum 14 inch flacid penis in his cargo shorts with an American like pride.
You see Nick Novotny in the airport? TSA thought it was a pipe-bomb in his pants!
Nick Novotny by Joe Beaver October 19, 2020

Nick Screwed 

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.
Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.
Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012

Nick Nelson 

Nick Nelson is a character from the book/tv-series "Heartstopper". He is the most precious, walking green flag boy to ever exist. If you haven't watched or read heartstopper already WTF ARE YOU DOING READ/WATCH IT RIGHT TF NOW ITS ON NETFLIX AND WEBTOON OSNGOI OMFG RSG J
"Hey, have you seen Heartstopper yet?"
"YES! Omg, I really enjoyed Kit's character, Nick." (Kit conner plays Nick Nelson)
"I love Nick too, but my favorite is Charlie. (Charlie Springs. Played by Joe Locke)
Nick Nelson by AntSage April 28, 2022

Rusty Nickel

If you don’t wipe you’ll have a rusty nickel
Rusty Nickel by BigBen2026 September 7, 2023