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To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.
That guy is such a Nick Crompton.
by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017
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Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City
by Lil buss August 12, 2017
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A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017
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someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his cityπŸ˜‚
by nigger faggot123 July 06, 2017
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A British man who thinks England's a city he is also a fat not to be rude
You know it's nick crompton and my collar stay poppin yes I can rap and no I'm not from compton ENGLAND IS MY CITY and if it weren't for team 10 then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to chance cause you know he stay litty
by Ohioismyhome August 17, 2017
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A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city
Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton
by superepiclampshade August 06, 2017
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A stupid, fat cow who reminds you of that fat kid in high school who tries to be cool but is a total loser. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Pugsley of the Addams family, only much fatter and uglier. Claims to be able to rap but his raps have the flow of his grandma's period blood and the lyrics of a two year old on meth. A note of caution to stay away from this fat sod when he is hungry, as he will try to eat you. A single bite from a Nick Crompton will turn you into an ugly, fat, and brain dead zombie like him.
You know its Nick Crompton and my belly keeps jiggling,

Yes, I am fat, so, please give me fried chicken,
England is my city,

And if it weren't for Team 10, then who'd have seen my titty
I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he licks my p*ssy
by DaveM92 August 26, 2017
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