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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
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nibesh • Nibesh Rai • nibe • Niles • nies • nigesh • Nibbs • NBIES • Niesha • nabeshin

niles north 

A rich school who spends their money on everything except the god damn bathrooms. Bought and demolished houses to build a $5 million pool, yet can't extend the stalls large enough so someone can actually fit inside. One of the most diverse schools in Illinois, yet you only see ghetto football players and annoying white cheerleaders.
Peter: did you see that group of ghetto football players and white cheerleaders?
Nathanael : Yeah they must go to Niles North
The most adventurous, sweetest, and cutest guy you will ever meet. He is athletic, tall and ripped. Nitesh is super charming, caring and easy to talk to. His personality is unmatched to anyone you will ever meet. He’s the type you can instantly connect with and trust and the type you would for sure want to go on all types of experiences and adventures with.
Nitesh is perfect
Nitesh by Kayla K ;) July 27, 2020

Nikespoil 

Nike compony Embargoed Iran national soccer team. It did not entitle Iranian players to use its productions.
Actually Nike aims to damage this team before 2018 FIFA world cup. When Iran was successful in this cup and won Morocco team in its first match, Nike spoiled terribly.
Now, when a person spoils badly, people say he/she nikespoiled.
Samira was showing her skill to riding bike but she suddenly fell down and nikespoiled.
Nikespoil by IranARS June 17, 2018

Mista Nibs 

A name that is given by Jamaican Sociology teachers for students that show potential. It is also a rap name of someone named Libin.
Wow, he is a true Mista Nibs!
Mista Nibs by Claudette Smith June 23, 2011
Sex involving nine people.
Kayla was sitting home alone when 8 boys showed up at her door. Each was shirtless and she smiled as they walked straight upstairs to her bedroom. On the way up she began stripping and tossing her clothes down. As she entered her room, the boys were sitting there waiting for her. She began kissing each one as she stripped them individually. After the boys were all naked they decided to take turns eating her out. By the time they all had a turn, Kayla had already orgasmed twice. Now she laid down and took one dick in each hand, giving two boys handjobs. She gave another boy a blowjob and then allowed one guy to penetrate her vaginally, another anally. Finally, the sixth boy was having mammary sex with her, as the last two each sucked on one of her tits while simultaneously jerking off. The two receiving handjobs came unto her face as the one receiving a blowjob came into her mouth and the guy having mammary sex with her came onto her chest, while the two sucking her tits each came on her stomach. She swallowed and then rubbed the cum off her stomach, chest, and face and ate that too. She orgasmed in pleasure as the two penetrating her thrusted at the same time. Now, all the boys switched positions and this continued until each boy had a turn in each positions. The night ended with Kayla's 13 orgasm as the boys left one by one by eating her out. It was the best ninesome in history.
Ninesome by Flyingtrash June 24, 2017
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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