New Providence 

A small town in north jersey right outside of New York City. It is home to the nicest people on the east coast. Beautiful houses, nice cars, and great schools are what you'll find here. All moms walk their kids to school in the morning and pick them up in their SUV's in the afternoon only to rush them off to soccer practice, ballet class or flute lessons. Most of the kids are ridiculously smart and talented in pretty much everything so they go to great schools and grow up to make tons of money in New York City just like their parents. The dads all walk home together from the train station after work to find their perfect families waiting and dinner, made by their house-keeper, on the table. On the weekends, the kids don't really throw killer parties because they know their parents will find out because everyone is in each other's business. Football games are attended every weekend and church at the Presbyterian Church at New Providence is a must on Sunday morning. Pretty much an adorable town filled with rich, but nice people who have perfect lives. Kind of like a mini version of Desperate Housewives without the bitchiness.

"Hey are you moving?"

"Yeah, I'm going to New providence so my kids can be smart and be nice people."

New Providence by Flowers Here January 12, 2008

New Providence 

A small, middle-class, suburbian town in Northern New Jersey. New Providence lives in the shadow of neighboring towns Chatham and Summit. The kids at the high school are usually ignorant douchebags who know nothing about anything outside the shithole they call a town. Although there are exceptions, the guys at the high school think their hot shit but the reality is that they get their asses handed to them in almost every way possible. To make up for these deficiencies, they all like to show off their "hot rods". I hate to be the one who tells them this but that's not gonna get you anywhere buds. The girls at New Providence arent much better. Again there are exceptions, but for the most part they are artifically tanned orange pieces of mass who could care less about anything other than their skin tone. Their academics are on the decline and their sports teams are incredibly average, continually getting their asses kicked by rival, Governor Livingston of Berkely Heights. I don't even go there or live in Berkely Heights. There is nothing to do in town but hang outside CVS and Blockbuster in the Village Shopping Center or get stoned outside Friendly's. There are very few places to eat, and with the exception of Coppola's which does have extraordinary pizza, the majority of the food cannot be digested. To sum it all up, New Providence is an uncultured town that shouldn't even be compared to its neighbors Summit, Chatham and Berkely Heights (again I do not live in any of these places).

Teacher: Billy do you know the answer to this question?
Typical New Providence Student: ...no...but i have a nice mustang
Teacher: Now let's get an answer from somebody whose not a complete retard.

New Providence by It's So True September 11, 2008

New Providence Pool 

New Providence Pool is the greatest pool in Clarksville, TN. It has the greatest staff. The management is amazing and the life guards are great at their jobs and are extremely fun. New Providence Pool is the cleanest and best run pool in the city.

Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?

guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.

New Providence Pool by NPLG3 August 14, 2010

New Providence High School 

A high school in central/northern New Jersey that is home to approximately 650 students. The majority of the high school is white with a few minorities somewhere...if you can find them. The kids who go here, for the most part, suck; there are exceptions though. Some of the school are over achievers, some under, some in the middle. It is home to basically every sterotype possible and the students don't let those different from them forget it. On the weekend most students assume the hobbies of getting drunk and/or high, because there is really nothing else to do. The cops love nothing more than catching these kids do it. Chances are you will find that kid you were looking for in town doing something stupid. Dont go here.

New Providence High school Person 1: "Yo bro what are you doing tonight"
New Providence High school Person 2: "I dont know..probably going to the woods to drink than go into town and act stupid.
New Providence High school Person 1: "Same"

New Providence High School by warking April 4, 2009