New Moon novel 

The second installment of the Twilight Saga. In this book Bella faces fears pertaining her aging and the restraints she has while being human and dating a vampire. After a horrid incident during her 18th birthday celebration, Edward decides to break-up since he feels he is going to disrupt her future, since he brings danger to her life. She goes through a drastic depression and sleep disorders. Subsequently, making her father rather worried for her. Bella turns to Jacob for love and friendship and is well rewarded. He becomes her best friend in a short period of time, they were friends as children but never like this. Now, Bella is STILL heartbroken and hallucinates that Edward is there to protect her when she is near danger, she hears his voice very clearly. This becomes an addiction, and she tries to look for trouble on purpose just to hear him again. The story is much darker and there is more suspense and action involved since the wolf pack is introduced, and they are trying to catch Victoria (nomad vampire who wants to take her revenge on Bella for what Edward did to her mate).

1. " What is that you have on your hands?"
2. "This is the New Moon novel by Stephenie Meyer. I am going to give it back to the library. I enjoyed it while it lasted."
3. "I hear it was depressing and poorly written. It's amazing you're actually reading these books...you're into adult fiction"

New Moon novel by ana Taina December 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012