New Mom Syndrome 

After having a child:

One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.

The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.

Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.

Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.

Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"

Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.

Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"

Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"

New Mom Syndrome by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013