New Low 

When someone manages to somehow outdo a virtually unmatchable screw up.

Darryl: Winston reached a new low today.
Gene: Really, As if getting caught with the bosses daughter wasn't bad enough.
Darryl: Really, Obese Midget Porn on the office computer.
Gene: Wow.

New Low by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker 

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025