The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
by Dr. Donezo March 3, 2019
A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.
by Bob Growler August 6, 2007
When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him
by Gimaf May 21, 2012
It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
by Boner Forest May 15, 2015
The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.
by DerrekM September 30, 2006
Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
by jp_wags July 26, 2020