conan's definitions

positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

by Conan April 22, 2018

lain

a female who has exceptional computer skills, like hacking and programming

Comes from the anime "Serial Experiments Lain"

by Conan March 27, 2003

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

toka

a teenage girl who is sweet and friendly on the outside, but dark and scary on the inside

Look at her acting all nice, she's such a toka

by Conan March 27, 2003

The D'Silva Look

A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.

No wonder why that dude gets so much action, he's got the D'Silva look

by Conan June 11, 2006

chew gash

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

by Conan September 7, 2003