conan's definitions

toka

a teenage girl who is sweet and friendly on the outside, but dark and scary on the inside

Look at her acting all nice, she's such a toka

by Conan March 27, 2003

lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

positive polly

The opposite of negative nelly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations

by Conan April 22, 2018

lain

a female who has exceptional computer skills, like hacking and programming

Comes from the anime "Serial Experiments Lain"

by Conan March 27, 2003

steaming hot harvey

the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.

I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey

by Conan September 7, 2003

chew gash

eating pussy

I chewed her gash

by Conan September 7, 2003