lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.
I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.
by Conan December 29, 2004
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steaming hot harvey

the act of pooping on your partners head during sex.could also be called a hot harvey if celephane is placed on body before defecation.
I gave her on hell of a steaming hot harvey
by Conan September 07, 2003
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nagi

a person who feels they must do everything alone and on thier own terms
My sister is a loner, a typical nagi
by Conan March 27, 2003
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chew gash

I chewed her gash
by Conan September 07, 2003
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Nev

a mateless person who has no life...
That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...
by conan October 01, 2004
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positive polly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations
by Conan December 28, 2017
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lain

a female who has exceptional computer skills, like hacking and programming
by Conan March 27, 2003
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