George 'So, Tim what are you doing today'
Tim 'Probably just on the computer all day'
George (under his breath) 'Net junkie'
Tim 'What'
George 'Nothing.'
P.S if you are reading this you are probably a net junkie.
Net-Junkie: (Noun) a person who is addicted to the internet or spends a great deal of time surfing the web or 'Diving'. Net-junkies tend to not have lives, although, on rare occasions, one of them unwittingly downloads it from the internet.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.