a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao August 2, 2008
Get the Nessie mug.
Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.
by rock the casbah March 31, 2005
Get the nessiness mug.
She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!
by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004
Get the nessy mug.
Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.
Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."

Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?
by Poofyness November 26, 2009
Get the nessiness mug.
A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."
by Merv Mervson September 12, 2014
Get the Nessy mug.
Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!
by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009
Get the Nessie mug.
“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed
by funnyas May 21, 2009
Get the nessyed mug.