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Neopagan 

Noun, adjective. A Neopagan belongs to a religion in the catagory of Neopaganism. Neopagans include members of newly created Pagan religions. Neopagans include but are not limited to Wiccans. Their faiths may be current, but they are based on far older religions.
"Sam was wearing a pentagram."
1. (noun) "He may be a Neopagan."
2. (adjective) "He may be a member of a Neopagan religion."
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Neopaganism 

A modern religion based on ancient Pagan religions, but not necessarily based entirely on historical accuracy. Neopaganism is usualy polytheistic and nature based.
Liz spoke about the history of neopaganism and is historical and modern influences.
Neopaganism by Dove August 21, 2004

Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism 

Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism, also, Anunno-Igigi Zuism or Anunnoigigism, is a form of Zuism and Anunnakism characterized by the cult of the Anunnas and Igigi with an equal focus between both. Anunno-igigi neopaganism also believes that the anunnas and the igigi are species, that of rivals, nowadays they are allies and both cooperate with each other and defend the equal cult of both species. Anunno-igigi neopaganism also seeks to unite the teachings and knowledge of the Anunnas and the Igigi seeking to create a synthesis between the two and a better understanding of both.
Anunno-Igigi Neopaganism is well known by believing that both Anunnas and Igigi are allied species and both cooperate with each other.

Neopaganism 

A convenient "religion" for secular humanists to pretend to follow, without compromising their actual overarching worldview, which is humanism, so that they can larp as religious people without having to find an actual religion to follow (namely Christianity.) Attracts all sorts of dysgenic folks such as troons, sodomites, furries, climate activists, etc. Weird obsession with divination and witchcraft (probably because these people already have demons inside them.) People who adhere to this "religion" hate Christianity with a burning passion, although their hatred essentially boils down to dissatisfaction with actual moral values, due to their postmodernist conditioning by broader society, and because Christianity expects you to live a life of virtue and discipline, which nihilistic hedonists hate. They also equate all of Christianity to Evangelical Christianity which betrays the fact they lack historical knowledge of the Christian faith, which encompasses many different churches and traditions that are not Evangelical. They also act as if being forced to go to church by their fundamentalist Evangelical parents, without even really reading the Bible seriously or taking the faith seriously at all, somehow means they've had "experience" as a Christian and can reliably decide that it's false. Wicca is the most popular form of Neopaganism.
Neopagan: "Yo dude, you should totally come join me, we're gonna engage in a Wiccan ritual tonight, and try to summon some demons!"

Based Christian: "No thanks, I reject Neopaganism. Christ is King, Wicca is gay and Satanic."
Neopaganism by awdfawfweafg May 10, 2025
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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