person 1: doing tonight lad?
person 2: probabably nothing, got the neesakenitis big-time.
person 1: the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: y'know that incredible urge you sometimes get to watch "taken"?
taken 1. oh sheeeeeit, i know what you mean. that film is so boss.
person 1. fuckin' A.
A person who will change your life forever. Neesee is a miracle and when we need one, is able to do one for us. In all that can go wrong she is the one who will make it all better. Neesee will bring you to victory and allow you to see in yourself what you may never have seen otherwise.
A Neese is the most incredibly beautiful, charming, talented and wonderful woman in the entire universe. No other woman compares to a Neese. Often when a Neese is standing near another woman she makes them look like a swine or other pig-like animal by comparison. She has a perfect body, shiny brown hair and endlessly beautiful brown eyes which sparkle like diamonds. To be with her is like floating on a fluffy white cloud of absolute bliss. Her voice is like sweet music. Her smile is the single greatest gift you could ever be given.