neel is a very hot sexy guy who always touches me with his elbows and loves cum cuz hes a black monkey nigga lookin ass who touches so many children they start crying. He is a sex beast but only with little girls. He has a poop kink and many hoes (sorry to his gf if you see this but its true).
'ayo is that neel popat?'
'yeah it is hes a black monkeynonce'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!