Short for Edward; A very handsome and sexy guy with a jacked body, and would be considered a gym-rat although he does his workouts at home. He thinks he's a roadman but it's funny so don't mention it around him. He's incredibly good at lying and tricking people, and will sometimes make you feel like the dumbest person in the room, (which you are). Despite this, he's one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. He acts very different around the people he's close to and he's incredibly caring, for someone that wears adidas religiously. He's the kind of guy that would probably emote irl but he'd make it look cool, cuz he's Ned. He also has a really shitty music taste but he firmly believes that everyone should like it. Behind his roadman facade, he's super loving and is actually very submissive in the bedroom. He likes it if you meow during intercourse, and he likes to be tied up as Ned's a kinky little kitten. However, he's one of the coolest and nicest people you'll ever meet, and once you meet a Ned, your life will never be the same.
by sxmplyelena January 5, 2023
by Dean Gallberry March 26, 2019
Its a common word for the everyday thug of Glasgow. there are many types of ned.
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews or fleetos
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews or fleetos
Ned : Am gonnae get ma fleeto ontae you ya mad rocket.
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
by Shawty_Kaz April 17, 2004
An extremely common creature, generally found in urban areas of Scotland. A typical herding animal, they move in packs and pick on weaker species. All neds follow a formula in their appearance in an attempt to fit in with the group and not get their heads kicked in. The male of the species is particularly stupid, and having no guidance, only gets worse. The female of the species is very similar. Usually, neds begin to breed at about the age of 6, though pregnancy can only be achieved after the age of 12. A nedette can be expected to produce about 4 offspring every five years.
Mr Smith : Do you want some money?
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
Charlene : Yer maw!
Mr Smith : How about you? Do you want something to eat?
Adele : **** you!
Mr Smith : Good grief. But surely you...
JYT guy : Haw, pure mad mental!
Mr Smith : gasp
by Jen December 14, 2004
blurberry wearing, skip cap doning, foul mouthed waster, usually fould with a bottle of buckfast tonic wine. Can be seen frequenting parks and bus stops in the west coast of scotland.
by anon anus May 2, 2005
Iam from Glasgow and it means a young scumbag, council house, non educated, white shell suit (fake designer gear) usually a fake tan although the furthest they have ever been is jail. from the word rob there granny for a drink
by Clive October 8, 2003
A poor example of a Human Being, who lives in the Glasgow area (Scotland), They drink Buckfast and smoke large amounts of cigarettes. They are also taking over the world because they tend to breed like rabits
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
Female: Ware fake gold, Their make up might as well be orange paint, Tend to have around 4 kids in a litter (Most have children from 13 and up) Drop out of school to become a housewife or go to beauty collage, Usually never see the father of the children ever again
Male: Wear Shell Suits, become a father to 15 childern with diffrent mothers, Have barely any education, Become a Builder, Abuse any other normal members of Socitey
If anyone did'nt know, we are totally ripping the piss out of neds, :) So do us a favor and if you know any Neds, Convert them into Functional members of Society.
"God,that Ned is Fuc-Tard"
by A functional Member of Society April 29, 2006