Neckie

Australian slang for cutting off an emu's head and repetitively sticking your penis in the wind pipe until ejaculation.

Hey Baz you know that emu down the road. Just gave the cunt a neckie

by Midgetfister7053 December 1, 2014

neckie

A derogative word used to describe a necrophiliac. It can result in an infestation of maggots that feast on the dead.

1. "Look over there, Simon is having sex with a dead person. What are those wiggly things coming out of his mouth."

2. "Couie, you ain't no G'."

3. "Fucking maggot throat."

4. "Look at that stiff licker, he is a romancer of the dead."

5. "Necrophilia is a genetic disorder."

6. "Necrophiliac."

7. "You dirty neckie"

by Remix123 December 11, 2006

Neckie

Neckie or Necky - shortened version of “neckerchief” worn by boy scouts

The scout master tied his neckie around his cock so he could stay hard when he fucked the scout.

by Dr MDrr March 27, 2019

Knee-Necked

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.

Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.

by MasterBlaster666 May 29, 2020

Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.

If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.

by Poopqueef February 17, 2010

Necktie45

A new age racist.

Me and my homies despise NeckTie45 for his racially blasphemous message containing a specifically arranged set of letters to form a slur and sent via Discord. Our feelings will remain antonymic of ephemeral unless NeckTie45 has made ammends.

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Neckbeard

The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard,” is a descriptor for a type of man characterized by an inflated sense of self worth and a powerful sense of entitlement, particularly to affection, subservience and sexual acts from women. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair is unkempt and extends down their neck. At the core, neckbeards’ inflated egos and misogynistic attitudes towards women serve as a coping mechanism for personal insecurity and a lack of self confidence. Such an attitude allows them to place the blame for their failed social interactions on others rather than undertake self examination and improvement. Neckbeards also typically have an interest in anime, hentai and waifuism, due to their stereotypical perception of Japanese women as being meek and subservient to men, and thus their idealized, non-threatening sexual partner. Fedoras are also popular among neckbeards due to their seeing themselves as sophisticated, respectable gentlemen, as opposed to the “Chads” or “assholes” they believe women normally are attracted to. Copious amounts of Mountain Dew, Doritos, video games, and a sedentary lifestyle are all additional hallmarks of the neckbeard ethos.

“Females like you only go for jocks and assholes, you never want to give nice guys like me a chance. You missed out on a gentleman, slut.”

“God, what a neckbeard. I can still smell him from here.”

by ProfCDryDrunk October 24, 2020