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straw nazi's 

The group of people that want to put an end to using plastic straws. You'll need to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).
The Straw Nazi's will force you to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).
straw nazi's by Plastic Man July 12, 2018
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U D NAZI'S 

(n)1. A derogatory term referring to the Urbandictionary.com editors. As expected from a term with such poor mastery of spacing, capitalization, and pluralization, the phrase is generally used by idiots, morons, dumbasses, and nitwits, or as a jab at one of the aforementioned groups.
After submitting 37 definitions of himself in one day and waiting three days only to see that none of them had been published, Kenny exclaimed, "OMG U FUCKING U D NAZI'S GET A LIFE AND STOP DELETING MY AWE SOME DEFS U CUNT'S!!!"
U D NAZI'S by CommieDog September 23, 2005

Nazi's Revenge 

When a finger or fingers break through toilet paper while wiping after a bowel movement and as a result end up covered with fecal matter.
"Man, I dropped a deuce earlier and ended up with a dose of Nazi's revenge."

The Nazi's Orange Juice 

The Nazi's orange juice refers to Fanta
A drink made in Nazi Germany created after the supply of coke syrup was low
"Hey, you want some fanta?"
"Oh? The Nazi's orange juice"

M.A.N.S (Middle Aged Nazi Syndrome) 

When someone worked in a job for ages and is in a powerful postion ish and is a moron
My Boss Mr Reid has got M.A.N.S badly the fuck wit

Border Nazi's 

A typical right wing radical with an IQ of 80 who watches too much anti-illegal immigrant propaganda from Faux News or reads up on other nativist, immigrant restrictionist, or neo-nazi websites.

They suffer from physical conditions like "Little Man Syndrome" and often have to compensate their small penis size and screwed up lives with purchasing a huge rifle and joining nazi organizations cloaked as American Patriotism. Such organizations are called Minutemen or the more mainstream Tea Bagger movement.

These Border Nazi's all divorced their wife's & abandoned their kids and choose a life of living in tents, double wide trailers, trucks or simply sleeping on the floor at so called Mexican-American border hot spots looking out for Speedy Gonzalez or illegal immigrants trying to cross the border in hopes of getting a piece of the "American Dream". During slow days Border Nazi's talk about NASCAR, Ronald Reagan, what dirt taste like, how much Jesus hates gays, how much they hate Islam and how much they hate Barrack & Michelle Obama.
I was driving south on the 5 fwy and I seen some Border Nazi's chasing some Mexicans back into Mexico.
Border Nazi's by The Infamous Rico November 13, 2011
a bunch of anti-Semitic ass-wipe's that are retarded
the Nazi's lick's male ass-hole and is one
Nazi's by hitler12345 July 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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