NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves

Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY by Pornhubba June 10, 2019

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National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

National Masturbation Day by Gloul April 16, 2021

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National Masturbation Day

October 16th, 2019

Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?

skyla- whats tomorrow?

jimmy- national masturbation day!

National Masturbation Day by zigguziggu October 14, 2019

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National Masturbation day

A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th

"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"

"cool"

National Masturbation day by Glizzy_lizzy September 12, 2022

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National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

National Masturbation Together Day by ttettettet April 25, 2021

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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

National masterbation day of Noah by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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