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April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"
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National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.
Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.
by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018
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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
by Bigasseater May 28, 2018
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Abby: hows your july 27th going?

Gage: its good i ate savannah's ass roday did u not hear its national eat ass day
by Tbs_eats'pussy April 25, 2019
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Hey did you know tomorrow is National Eat Ass Day?
by Skater677 May 28, 2018
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by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018
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On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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