The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just
freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their
man some quality
anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey
man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?
Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit
man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at
dinner!