The official
day of
anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY
love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy
1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is?
Guy 2: easter?
Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL
DAY!!!
Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your
girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!