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National Milk Day

Hey bro guess what?

Yeah man?

It's National Milk Day

Wait no.

Yes.

No.

Yes
by Daddy Father June 1, 2021
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National Chocolate Milk Day

September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
by Nahyma September 28, 2013
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national almond milk day

This national day lies on the 26th of June
National almond milk day is my favorite day of the year .
by Thiccyyyyyyyyy June 26, 2017
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It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!
Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf
by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026
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